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So something new has entered my life and I wanted to tell you about it. Feel free to turn the page, ignore, cut this out and throw darts at it but don’t come running to me next time you can’t cope. I’ve completed a course in mindfulness meditation. (I can feel I’ve...

Eight years on from doing my first radio show, I still haven’t learnt from my time on the airwaves. There are some people listening. Not so much in the hospital radio days but it’s been steadily building toward world domination over the years and yet, when I’m sat on...

Me: I might be doing some telly next year. Wife: What are you going to do about your face and your teeth? Me: Erm……. This was an actual conversation, word for word; I had with my wife, approximately one year ago. I’d love to fluff it up a bit, make it appear a little...

So it’s finally happening. My mid-life crisis is in full swing. My band and I are reuniting, twenty two years after splitting up. Don’t worry Brighton; this will be happening in the deepest, darkest, bowels of the East Midlands. East Midlands; I’m sorry. Let me take...

So want to get to Number One, yeh? Have no money, no band and no musical talent? No problem! Borrow somebody else’s record and make it your own. This is what I did. Read on… It was the opening night of Alan Partridge’s ‘Alpha Papa’ at the Duke of Yorks Picturehouse...