Hello you. Just a quick word to say ‘hi’ and bore you with showbiz slop. Mark Ronson’s on the show tomorrow and I think I offended him by saying his new track, ‘The Bike Song’ is my second favourite song about bikes, behind Queens,’ Bicycle.’
Ronson, quite rightly say’s, ‘are there any other bike songs?’ To which I reply, ‘erm…no.’ Which makes Ronson’s bike song, the worst song about bikes, EVER. He took it well…
In other news, I’m bringing out the catsuit for tomorrow night’s Hendrix tribute down at the Brunswick, which I’ll be hosting. I may also need a Spinal Tap style courgette to pad it out a bit.
Heading down to see Brian Gittens at the Three and Ten tonight. He funny boy.
Take care x