BOOKING A CELEB

He came. He saw. He read out the bingo numbers and cleaned out the green room of all alcoholic beverages. But we loved him. Keith, otherwise known as the actor Ewen MacIntosh (but I called him Keith all night), was our star turn at Celebrity Bingo this year and he did...

BECK OFF PEARCEY

I’m reeling a little bit this morning people. I, like the rest of the nation, am waking up to the headline, ‘Stabbed in the Beck.’ Yes, the news that Stuart Pearce is leaving David Beckham out of Team GB. It’s unbelievable isn’t it? He’s the most recognisable...

I SHOULD BE ON A FARM RIGHT NOW

There’s a big gaping hole in my soul this weekend. I should be on a farm frolicking in the mud. I should be at Glastonbury. It was cancelled this year because apparently athletes go to the toilet, just like us and the dreaded portaloo’s were needed for some sports day...

SKEGGATE

So it all kicked off this week between Skegness and Brighton this week. And who was spearheading the fight back? Who was leading the good people of Brighton (and Hove) to the brink of civil war? Who was ‘representing?’ Yes, my good people, it was me, born and bred in...

‘ENGLAND TO DO WELL’ SHOCKER

Yep, surprised aren’t you? I’ll say it again. England will do well at this year’s European Championship. I’m not being overly optimistic, I’m not still drunk on jubilee juice (gin, the Queen’s tipple) and I’m not one of those football fans that get overly excited...